Spiritually speaking, do you know any kosher recipes for cooking trolls?

Maybe some troll pizza rolls, or perhaps troll cordon bleu?Spiritually speaking, do you know any kosher recipes for cooking trolls?
There are rollie trollies, Hot buttered trolls, Trolls wraped in bacon, beans with troll balls. pickled trool with baby troll shoots, troll and dumplings, hot troll pie with curdled troll belly.


Wow. I'm getting hungry.Spiritually speaking, do you know any kosher recipes for cooking trolls?
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Trolls aren't kosher.





Just set them on fire and listen to them scream while you prepare stuffed cabbage and raisin noodle kugel.





(By the way, cordon bleu contains ham and dairy. Troll cordon bleu would be the most unkosher dish to date.)
I think you can make anything as long as the troll is not cooked in the milk of its mother. So, a troll cheeseburger would be OUT!





Good luck!
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Come into the underground and we'll eat trolls for dessert!!
Trolls have cloven hooves so they themselves are not Kosher
I think the only way to cook troll is on an open flame