Sunday, December 20, 2009

Aboil want to cook like American woman. Give Aboil recipe please?

Dear Sir,


Want to make nice American food for husband. Give recipe please.Aboil want to cook like American woman. Give Aboil recipe please?
1) Cook hot dog.


2) Put on bun.


3) Squirt ketchup on top.


4) Eat.Aboil want to cook like American woman. Give Aboil recipe please?
If you live in America you can find most all of the ingredient's to go in the receipts, if you live in another country they may be harder to find. try this





Steak and mashed potatoes with mushrooms and broccoli with cheese


find a good cut of beef such as t-bone steak, or sirloin.


you can pan fry it but better to broil or grill it with salt ,pepper and other seasonings,cook until pink inside, better to start potatoes first peel cut and boil potatoes until tender mash them until no lumps are there, mix in about 1/4 cup of milk,3 tablespoons of butter and about 1/2 tablespoon of garlic powder and a few dashes of dried parsley, while your steak is cooking slice 2 cups of mushrooms in a frying pan with some sliced onion and a bit of butter until tender. boil broccoli until tender drain and add some american cheese till melted, serve the steak with the mushrooms on top and the potatoes with a bit of melted butter. yummy.
I sense you're not being serious, but this is a typical American dish and easy to make...





CHILI





2 cans of Campbell's Tomato Soup


2 pounds of ground beef (you can replace this with ground turkey, or fried tofu, if religious reasons prevent you from serving beef or meats)





1 large onion diced


1 large can of diced tomatoes


2 cans of red kidney beans


1 teaspoon of sugar (if desired)


salt %26amp; pepper to suit your taste


1 heaping tablespoon of chili powder





1 bag of Fritos Corn Chips


Shredded Cheddar Cheese





Brown the meat in a large pan and drain the fat. Place the meat into a large stockpot. Brown the onions until just soft in the large pan, then add the onions to the large stockpot. Add the 2 cans of tomato soup and the one can of diced tomatoes as well as the sugar and chili powder. Simmer over low heat for 30-45 minutes. Add the drained red kidney beans and simmer for another 10 minutes.





Serve on top of Fritos and top with shredded cheese.
macaroni and cheese and hot dogs... thats a cynical answer.





depending where you are western style ingredients and spices might be hard to come by. You can't go wrong with BBQ, grill some meat and you're done. can't mess up meat grilled over a fire. all around the world throw a piece of cow on there and we're straight. there's no need for curry or spices or anything. maybe some bbq sauce thats it. baked potatoe and some corn on the cobb.





how about a nice pot roast- get a top round roast, potatoes, carrots and gravy. put in a pan (either in one of these bags you can cook in we have here or just cover the pan with foil.) cut the veggies put in with roast and gravy, bake for an hour or more.





stuffed pork chops. get some stove top or make stuffing with corn and bread crumbs, spices etc. I feel dumb telling you but cut a pocket into the pork chops (if you don't know what i'm talking about you could humorously make a mistake here). I consider the stuffing to be a starch and then just add a vegetable to this.





to recap we have bbq, pot roast, stuffed pork chops.





hamburgers are the american cliche.
Depends on what he likes. You could go for the good old hamburger (ground meat - seasoned with salt and pepper, pan fry and put on bun with whatever he likes (onions, lettuce, tomatoes). Or chicken, season with garlic powder, salt %26amp; pepper, and what ever you like, pan fry till golden brown, serve with steamed broccoli and rice. Just play around in the kitchen with stuff you both like and come up new stuff.
Silly woman, Aboil cannot cook. Meals prepared by you are like poison. How does one burn water? Only Aboil can do this! Men in America eat so good foods like hot dog and pitza and jerky beef. Yes, I have eaten beef and pork and all is so delicious. I do not care if I will suffer in eternity as horrid wife is soon to come to US and bring evil mother with her. I have lost all will to even live. Tonight will I get get very drunk from whiskey. There is nothing that can make Peepoop suffer more than being married.
American cooking is easy. As long as you can read the microwave instructions on the back of the box of the frozen dinner, you're good to go.
Peepoop's special soup





1 dollop ratsack


1 bottle liquid laxettes


3 drops mercury


Add Draino to flavour


Chicken stock





Serve hot every day and wait for effect to take.
This is my recipe for thick, creamy soup.





Get some sprem and lubb.


Boil.


Sprinkle some yeast discharge on top.


Eat.





Your hubby will love it! Give him an extra helping of the sprinkles.
Can't top Syd, she is all about the American cooking.
It is called take out
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